Not Just Killer Tables!

I took on a huge project, at such a bad time.. I half regret the choice, to build it.. But, the outcome is is pretty fantastic!

Probably the toughest build yet, and definitely the longest.. Not because of design or lack of skill.. It's just that I had people coming to view the house.. Documents to sign.. Open house.. Ugh. It was just bad timing. My own fault. And had I known.. I would have waited, until after the move.

That being said.. I know the client, and wanted to get this big bastard done! She'll love it. Assuming it fits in her truck.. I so, hope it fits..


This exact model is certainly not available, by the way.. It's definitely one of a kind.. However.. That being said. I will most likely have a similar model, once I am back up and running.. Maybe a bench / coat rack.. With storage.. Maybe.. I don't know yet!

Did I mention the house is sold?!? Sell with Keller Williams. They are very dedicated and knowledgeable! Not your average slithering, shifty Realtor.

Thanks Michelle and Rob! <3

Escape from London

My time in this city is quickly reaching it's joyous expiration date. Killer Tables will inevitably be packed up, and buggered off, to another location. Good times!

Will I miss London? I dunno.. I met some pretty awesome people here.. But, there's certainly no shortage of weirdos, either.. I only hope the normal, human folks don't mind a quick burn down the highway, to visit the new shop. <3

Down to business:

My absolute, very last custom order is out the door! From here on, there will only be "inventory" coffee tables. That's 4'x22"x17"H  standard. There's just no way to guarantee the pickup location of a custom order, at this time.. And I am going to avoid that argument, like the bleeding plague.

Sorry, if that's a bit of a bummer.. It's just how things is. We'll inevitably get over this sadness and move on with our lives, though. I promise. Things will turn around for you. They will.

Keep an eye on the blog, for updates on the workshop location though. I'll keep you all posted!

Getting Started

Okay.. I know what you're thinking.. How the heck does an author land himself a successful furniture "business." Going from writing, to woodworking? That doesn't make any damn sense at all!

And you're right. I never would have imagined myself as a carpenter.. Although, my father would be presently surprised, I am sure. As well as his father. Both of whom were fully certified carpenters. With their fancy book learned trade papers and all! Not me though. I can't stand the abhorrent taste of tuition, on my tongue. It would ruin the whole experience, for me. Entirely!

So, I skipped school.. Skipped the loans and debt.. And now? I am making a name for myself.. My popularity is growing, due to my low cost, high end looking furniture. I mean.. There's no real difference, aside from how the builder values his time. I am just being more realistic.

So what kind of investment did I make? Roughly? Well, I needed to make straight cuts. So I bought a $20 mitre box, from home Depot.. A couple of nails.. A hammer and about $20 worth of lumber. That takes care of the building process. What about stain? A hunk of steel wool and a few cups of vinegar. That's it. The whole thing started with a few bucks and a little patience.

Now I've got a whole plethora of RYOBI tools, and gadgets.. Saws, stains, fans, and filters..

The best advice I can give, for anyone looking to get started?

-It might not work out. So don't get carried away, with buying tools. Start small.

- Don't over estimate your value. Whatever amount of time you put into a project, is Irrelevant to the consumer. Price realistically.

- If a customer doesn't like a piece, made specifically for them. They're either looking for a freebie, or they have far too much free time. Drop them, immediately.

- Some people are just fucked, and should be avoided at all cost...

Back to work!

I know.. I've been slouching, on my updates.. Well, my son just turned 2 this weekend! So, I've been a little preoccupied.. And, I was trying to keep the house reasonably clean.

It was a lot of fun, and people seemed to really like my furniture.. So much so, that I even made a sale! That's fun. Sometimes, you just need to see these things, in person. My stuff looks good.. But, in person.. You really do need to stop in and see it!

And I forgot about buying those LEDs, for upstairs.. Bugger.. Don't let me forget!

Deposits

With the growing number of orders, I guess I should explain the deposit policy.

The main reason for a deposit, is insurance. When someone is building something, to another person's specifications, there's no guarantee that the item would be desired, by anyone else. Thus;

All deposits are non refundable.

It costs money for building supplies. And that is what the deposit is primarily for. To cover at least, some of the supply cost.

If a project has not yet been started, a deposit may be considered for refund. But, once the project has begun, there's no opportunity for either party to refund money. Not builder, or buyer.

Ryobi Sponsorship?

Some of you may have noticed that I am quite fond of these Ryobi folks.. There's always a couple of their toys in most of my pictures, and you're probably thinking; "Sponsorship.. Must be nice." Well, yes. It must be! But, that's nothing I know anything about! I just happen to use their brand of tool. But, being sponsored would sure be a whole lot more awesome! Hint hint. 

Okay, they have sent me a few presents.. I'll admit. Like this fancy, Ryobi dragon!.. Okay, that's my dragon. But, the tool box showed up in the mail, thanks to my good friends! It looks fantastic in my living room, where my clients come, to view the furniture. Which I build. 

And hey.. We look good in green.

Rain.. Rain.. Bugger off!

How busy is KLR Furniture? Well.. I've got a lineup of projects, waiting to be sanded, painted, sanded, stained, sanded, etc, etc.. And it's bloody raining!

I need a shop, in a bad kind of way. But, at least this gives me a minute, to blog? Scratch that.. I think I see the sun, coming out!

... Several hours later... 

All done! Which means, tomorrow is a full day of paint / stain.. Smelly day. 

Making room

So, I need to make some room, for more inventory. I am having a lot of fun, making this stuff.. But, I am always limited by space, it seems.

The dining table has been around for a week, now.. Someone come buy it! I'll give you a free coffee table. Just because I am so awesome. Can't beat that!

Safety and quality

So, what you may not know about KLR Furniture, is that I am also a stay home dad! Building furniture is something I squeeze into my spare time. During nap time, for example.

So how much care goes into my furniture? Well, because the design is almost entirely stored, in my own living space. Along with my toddler, son. These items must be 100% structurally sound and chemical free!

All stain and paint is adequately covered with a polycrylic sealer, which dries fast and non toxic! The paint used, is a very durable brand, designed for metal application. This means that it's especially resistant to scratches and markings.

Did I mention reptile safe??

Client feedback

I love getting pictures of my work, in your beautiful homes! Keep in touch with me, after the transaction. Send some photos..

Larger planks?

I am not sure how I feel about using larger planks, on a coffee table.. I guess we'll see, come sale time. I'll have them set up, next to each other.. So, whichever proves to me most popular, I guess.

Its almost identical, in any other way, though. So maybe, it will be a hit!

Last weekend, I sold out.. So let's do this! Open for business!

TV table

I am just finishing up this tv stand, for a senior gentleman. It's a really nice looking piece, with light weight, in mind. For maneuverability. Because, he's old.. And I think of these things. ;)

I'll add this to the side bar, with a price, later today. I can whip up some more, if there's a demand.

Sale time!

Beautiful coffee table and sofa table!

Coffee table $120
Sofa table $200
Or $300 for both!

New, in my living room..

A slightly larger, more better, coffee table!

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