Showing posts with label furniture. Show all posts
Showing posts with label furniture. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Lazy Tables

What ever happened to Killer Tables?? The blog isn't updated anymore.. Wtf, Kevin?!?

Relax.. I am still here.. Calm down.. Simmer... RELAX!

Okay.. So! I've been super busy with not only building great furniture, for you folks.. But, once again, hunting down some great real estate! Which has been tremendously exhausting.. The long drives, across the damn province..

Across the province.. That's right. Killer Tables is moving! To a less populated, smaller town.. With less potential for a volume based business..

But, Kevin.. That sounds like a silly move, to make at this point..

Yup.. But, I am not a furniture builder for the money, remember!? So relax! I just really enjoy working with wood.. Hopefully I'll still get a large volume of clientèle. Sure.. It would keep me busy! Which is the main focus. Keeping Kevin out of trouble.

Okay.. Fine. Where the bloody is the new shop?

I am getting to that.. The new shop looks like... Tillsonburg!

St Thomas?

Shut up! I said Tillsonburg.. It was going to be in St Thomas.. I know. But, circumstances change. I apologize. St Thomas would certainly have been the ideal location for this breed of craft.. But, things just didn't work out that way. It's unfortunate.. I guess..

So! Look out, Tillsonburg! :D

Friday, September 18, 2015

Killer Workshop, Killed

Well.. We lost the new house, dammit. Someone bid, without the pending sale of their house. So, we got bumped out of the game. It's fairly safe to say, by now, that it's lost. I guess.. Unless they die..

No.. I am a little bummed.. Maybe a tad malicious.. But, not discouraged. We'll find a great place. And I'll build a workshop if I need to. I am good!

Once there's a reasonable offer, on my condo, I'll continue my pursuit of the new HQ. Until then, it's business as usual.. Except for the weekly open house.. That really slows things down.. It will all be over, soon.. Rest assured. And the future of KillerTables will hold tables for everyone! :D

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Customer Appreciation

Customer Appreciation day, in any company, is mostly a bullshit way of pretending to care about the hardworking clientèle.. Really, it's the investor's that appreciate you. And by you, they clearly only care about your cash! At the end of the day, you're either a dollar amount, or you are Irrelevant.

So, how am I different? Well, for starters.. I looked at what my competition was selling, and created a similar product, at less than half of their price! I didn't do that for me, did I? Hell no. That one's for you. I know you guys love this rustic furniture stuff.. And it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, knowing that I made someone happy!


There's no unlawful, or shady business going on here. The building supplies are all newly purchased, from a local businesses. The reason I can sell things cheaper than everyone else? Realistically valuing my own time.. Builders seem to feel entitled to an outlandish salary, for something anyone can do. All you need is a few bucks and access to the Internet, where you'll find countless, free tutorials.

Or, my own instructional account of getting started.

It's important to appreciate customers, every day. Not just their money.. But, their sense of satisfaction. Take pride in your work. When your client's face light up, it will all be worth it.. And stop overcharging. My clients can afford to come back, and buy more.. And they do! Do yours?


Friday, August 28, 2015

New shop?

There's absolutely no guarantee that this is going down.. I mean, the offer has been accepted. Financing won't be an issue.. But, I am a pessimist. So it may blow up, at any moment! 

Nonetheless..

This could be the new Killer Tables, Killer Workshop.. Maybe.. If things keep going along smoothly.

There's a ton of room, for killing and tabling.. Despite my lousy photography skills. So, I am hoping that this will boost production! As well as offer some storage space.. Maybe some sponsor banners.. Who knows! But, I've sure got a lot empty walls, for advertising. ;)

The downside to all this, of course.. Is there's no production as of lately. Several people have been asking for tables.. And there's just nothing I can do. Which is killing me.. All this damn free time and nothing to table! I need to table! But, I can't even..

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Getting Started

Okay.. I know what you're thinking.. How the heck does an author land himself a successful furniture "business." Going from writing, to woodworking? That doesn't make any damn sense at all!

And you're right. I never would have imagined myself as a carpenter.. Although, my father would be presently surprised, I am sure. As well as his father. Both of whom were fully certified carpenters. With their fancy book learned trade papers and all! Not me though. I can't stand the abhorrent taste of tuition, on my tongue. It would ruin the whole experience, for me. Entirely!

So, I skipped school.. Skipped the loans and debt.. And now? I am making a name for myself.. My popularity is growing, due to my low cost, high end looking furniture. I mean.. There's no real difference, aside from how the builder values his time. I am just being more realistic.

So what kind of investment did I make? Roughly? Well, I needed to make straight cuts. So I bought a $20 mitre box, from home Depot.. A couple of nails.. A hammer and about $20 worth of lumber. That takes care of the building process. What about stain? A hunk of steel wool and a few cups of vinegar. That's it. The whole thing started with a few bucks and a little patience.

Now I've got a whole plethora of RYOBI tools, and gadgets.. Saws, stains, fans, and filters..

The best advice I can give, for anyone looking to get started?

-It might not work out. So don't get carried away, with buying tools. Start small.

- Don't over estimate your value. Whatever amount of time you put into a project, is Irrelevant to the consumer. Price realistically.

- If a customer doesn't like a piece, made specifically for them. They're either looking for a freebie, or they have far too much free time. Drop them, immediately.

- Some people are just fucked, and should be avoided at all cost...

Monday, August 10, 2015

Bang on my tables!



My coffee table are so sturdy, that you can bang on them!*


*Please don't bang on furniture, before purchasing.


*Structure strength of furniture may vary, based on your size.

*get your mind out of the gutter..

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

One bad apple.

ALL customers are responsible for inspecting the furniture before any money changes hands.
Deposits are no longer accepted, for customer orders.

All merchandise is build by the builders own specifications, and no one else's.


Terribly sorry. My friendly East Coast business ethic has recently been disturbed. #ontario


Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Another day at the office.

I've been working pretty hard on a new project.. I am really excited about it, actually! Unless that's the paint fumes, again. Actually, I've never really noticed how pretty the color of this room is..

Ah, Er.. Never mind.

So, a young guy came by and put a deposit on something really big.. So big, in fact. I am not entirely sure I can get it back up the steps! So, what is it? Well, I am not gunna bloody tell you! You'll just have to wait, and see.

In other news.. I am just about cleaned out, again. I just can't keep an inventory. Sam Walton would be proud.. I am destroying the competition, with lower prices! And, I am not even ordering anything, from China!

Made in Canada

And, lastly.. Everyone decided to pick up their furniture, on the same damn day! All within about twenty minutes from one another. Two clients even passed by each other, in my little condo complex.

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Deposits

With the growing number of orders, I guess I should explain the deposit policy.

The main reason for a deposit, is insurance. When someone is building something, to another person's specifications, there's no guarantee that the item would be desired, by anyone else. Thus;

All deposits are non refundable.

It costs money for building supplies. And that is what the deposit is primarily for. To cover at least, some of the supply cost.

If a project has not yet been started, a deposit may be considered for refund. But, once the project has begun, there's no opportunity for either party to refund money. Not builder, or buyer.

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Ryobi Sponsorship?

Some of you may have noticed that I am quite fond of these Ryobi folks.. There's always a couple of their toys in most of my pictures, and you're probably thinking; "Sponsorship.. Must be nice." Well, yes. It must be! But, that's nothing I know anything about! I just happen to use their brand of tool. But, being sponsored would sure be a whole lot more awesome! Hint hint. 


Okay, they have sent me a few presents.. I'll admit. Like this fancy, Ryobi dragon!.. Okay, that's my dragon. But, the tool box showed up in the mail, thanks to my good friends! It looks fantastic in my living room, where my clients come, to view the furniture. Which I build. 


And hey.. We look good in green.

Friday, July 17, 2015

Adorable workshop

You may or may not know this.. But, KLR Furniture is a home, furniture business. Which isn't as easy, as it sounds! Especially with a toddler, burning around the house.

Everett is 2 years old, and hates sleeping, very much. So, finding time to fill orders isn't necessarily an easy struggle. It can sometimes make for slow progress.. But, I manage to get a good deal done, at night, and when he's napping.

Ps: Sorry, your order might be a little late.

So, how much do I work? None-bloody-stop. Between babying and tabling.. I am always busy, these days.

But, look at him!

- Kevin

Monday, July 13, 2015

Keeping busy

I promise. I am not in over my head.. I've got a good amount of order.. It's just, they're not due until August, or later. Not that I am procrastinating! By no means!

I am really enjoying this business of mine. Building fabulous furniture, at a reasonable price, and making people happy! Unless you're my competition. You may not be so happy. Sorry competition people.

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Semi Weekly Hardware Store Visit

As I get older, I feel myself becoming more and more like Hank Hill.. I am not entirely sure how I feel about it.. Though, I am not exactly upset about it. Especially being able to say, "That boy ain't right."

My regular trips to the hardware store and racially appropriate neighbour certainly do nothing, to sway this image.. As long as I don't run out and buy myself a pickup truck, I should be fine.

I met up with a client first, too. So, now I've got a few projects, to keep me busy. A few guaranteed sales.. I do love all of the compliments and the "I want" 's. I'd love to build you all furniture. But, I need to function, as a business. So, unfortunately, I need a deposit. Just to guarantee that I am making furniture, for a reason.

Saturday, July 11, 2015

Making room

So, I need to make some room, for more inventory. I am having a lot of fun, making this stuff.. But, I am always limited by space, it seems.

The dining table has been around for a week, now.. Someone come buy it! I'll give you a free coffee table. Just because I am so awesome. Can't beat that!

Thursday, July 9, 2015

Killer Sofa Table


With Everett at his grandparents, and the sun, high above us.. I got some serious tabling done, today.

This giant sofa table is five feet long. It's perfect, as a hall table, or just a sofa table.. Whatevs. I love it. It looks incredible, in my hallway. Well.. It's not done yet.. But, it will look incredible!

I am really super happy with this one. It may be hard to part with.. Unless the price is right. ;)

Sunday, July 5, 2015

Dragon house!


Here's and oldie, but a goodie!
This is a project that I had done a while ago. Enjoy!
Before




It started with an armoire, destined for the landfill. It seemed to have run its course. An obsolete cabinet, designed for an obsolete style of television. Game over, you big, ugly waste of space..

But wait.. Recycle!

After drawing out some horrible plans, I immediately gave up on planning. The only way I would get this done, is by recklessly diving in. No guides, or foolish diagrams to hold me back. It's DIY anarchy!

Then my wife stepped in and told me what color to use.. Which started me off in a specific direction. So, it's off to the hardware store! And then Walmart.. Then back to the hardware store!

This is mostly a Home Depot project. Although, I did end up getting the light fixture and Mod Podge from Walmart. But, only by chance. Had I found a sealer and cheap light at Home Depot, I would have shopped there exclusively, for this project.

That being said.. I have since found a better, cheaper solution to Mod Podge. Stocked at Home
Depot, is Minwax Polycrylic non-toxic, water based sealant. Knowing this, I would definitely suggest substituting the Mod Podge, for Minwax. It's reptile safe, once dry.. So, give it a few days.

Materials used:
Free, donated, or already owned.
Shitty armoire
Stone basking tile
Dome basking light
Dragon

Purchased for project
Stone flooring - $ Home Depot
Paint - $27 Home Depot
2 paint brushes - $2 each
Mod Podge - $30 Walmart
Plexiglas - $32 Home Depot
Sliding track - $3 Home Depot
Light fixture - $20 Walmart
2x2 lumber - $2 / 8 feet Home Depot

Tools used
Measuring tape
Drill and driver bits
Ryobi one+ drill
Ryobi one+ fan
Ryobi one+ circular saw
Ryobi one+ spotlight (painting at night)
Ryobi one+ shop vac
Yeah, I have a thing for Ryobi tools..

Step one, was to rip the bastard apart and set everything aside. Most of the painting was done inside, because of the armoire's weight. And thankfully, this acrylic paint didn't give off any weird fumes or toxins. It wasn't ideal, but it worked.

Although the paint dried surprisingly fast, I still gave it a day, before applying the Mod Podge. This stuff is messy, expensive, and smells like a kindergarten class, during craft time. I really wish I had known about the Minwax sealer, prior to this step.. But, that's just bad luck, I guess.

I used a tub and a half of the horrible Mod Podge, which worked out to about 3 coats. 4 along the sides, where I felt the dragon may regularly brush against. Each coat was left for an hour or two, drying with the aid of a couple fans.

Once the miserable process of sealing was finally out of the way, it was time to mount the lights! The strip light was a cinch. I simply screwed it at the back of the top shelf, dead center. Nothing fancy, here. But the dome light isn't made for this kind of enclosure.

There was a lot of silly attempts, to hang the light, without drilling a hole.. But, in the end, I used the little clamps, that come with these types of fixtures. Well, half of the clamp.. Instead of fixing the hardware to the actual clamp, I tightened it onto a long bolt. The bolt was tightly fit into a hole, drilled near the strip light. Then, for added "No fally" protection, I applied a nut, onto the end. That thing ain't goin' nowhere!.. Excuse my double negative..

Aside from painting the doors, I didn't do anything to them.. Just screwed them back in place.. Originally, I was going to cut windows into the door. But, instead, i left them solid. That way, if I want to hide the dragon, from prying eyes.. I can easily close him off, from the world.
Which leads us to the sliding door!

I had some idea of how I was going to do this. But, not really. I knew that I was going to have two sliding Plexiglas doors.. The rest was a little bit of walking around Home Depot, looking for anything useful.

Eventually I spotted these plastic things, bending high above me. I still have absolutely no idea, what they are.. But they only cost $3, for a strip, measuring 8 feet. It's solid enough to hold the doors, and easy to work with. I used a hand saw, however. I felt that the circular saw may produce some level of shrapnel danger.

The bottom track is held to the main flooring, of the unit, with Mod Podge. It's staying there, pretty solid, for now. Though, it may need added support at some time, in the future. The top of the sliding doors is a a length of 2x2, cut to fit the armoire. Once painted and sealed, I used a few nails to hold the track in place.

The 2x2 itself, is held in place by a couple of thick screws. I drilled the holes first, using slightly larger drill bits on the armoire. This leaves the board sturdy, in place, yet it can still be twisted in place. This is important, because not only are my doors a bit big. But, at some point, I'll definitely want to remove them, for cleaning. This technique makes it much easier than taking the whole thing apart.






Thursday, July 2, 2015